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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

(via salvation-is-dead)

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salvation-is-dead:

clit0saurus-rex:

emmerichbot:

image

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

IM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS

Thank you.

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

hohokev:

watch this its urgent

(via m-a-d-w-o-r-ld)

No matter what you say or what you do
When I’m alone, I’d rather be with you

(Source: the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown, via toolesbiantofunction)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via emiliokosoku)

sexorcize:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents

(via emiliokosoku)

fuckderekhale:

Some things never change.

(via niooomi)

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

(via niooomi)

  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

(via salvation-is-dead)

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

hohokev:

watch this its urgent

(via m-a-d-w-o-r-ld)

No matter what you say or what you do
When I’m alone, I’d rather be with you

(Source: the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown, via toolesbiantofunction)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via emiliokosoku)

sexorcize:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents

(via emiliokosoku)

fuckderekhale:

Some things never change.

(via niooomi)

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

(via niooomi)

salvation-is-dead:

clit0saurus-rex:

emmerichbot:

image

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

IM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS

Thank you.

"Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you."

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